Materialism

A young man opened d door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along n hit the door, ripping it off completely...... When the police arrived at d scene the man was complainin bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW...... "Officer, look wat dey've done to my Beeeeemer," he whined...... "You youngsters are so materialistic, you make me sick," retorted the officer. "You're so much worried about your car tat u dnt evn notice that ur left arm has been ripped off."
"Oh my GOD," replied the man, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder and screamed "Where's my ROLEX".......

Bird on a wire

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1. How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
3. From which animal do we get catgut?
4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5. What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6. The Canary Islands are named after what animal?
7. What was King George VI's first name?
8. What color is a purple finch?
9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10. How long did the Thirty Years War last?


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Quotes - page12

-99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

-A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

-A day without sunshine is like, night.

-All generalizations are false, including this one.

-Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

-Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

-Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.

-Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.

-Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

-How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

-If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

-Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

-Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.

-Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

-There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

-The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

-To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?