A young man opened d door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along n hit the door, ripping it off completely...... When the police arrived at d scene the man was complainin bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW...... "Officer, look wat dey've done to my Beeeeemer," he whined...... "You youngsters are so materialistic, you make me sick," retorted the officer. "You're so much worried about your car tat u dnt evn notice that ur left arm has been ripped off."
"Oh my GOD," replied the man, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder and screamed "Where's my ROLEX".......
