SMS jokes - 2

R u Fed Up vth 4Wrd Msgs..
Read dis 1
'gnineve dug'' yad ecin a evah'
Dis Is Not a Fwd Msg..
Dis Is a Bckwd Msg..
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B-):-P;-):-D

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Finally Brilliance proved-
Teacher: Which Was The First Silent Film In English?
Sardar: If The Film Was Silent, How Could u Know It Was in English??:-p

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Tcher 2 sleepy student:Who
Invented Steam Engine?
Student: Wht sir?
T:Yes correct
It's James Watt
Moral:Sleeping is improve ur
genaral knowledge.

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Law Of Cnservtion Of Knowledge:- dis law states dat, watevr b d topic n whoevr b d teacher, knwldge b4 d lectre & aftr d lecture alwys remains constnt...!!!

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This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Please Please
Don’t read this sms..
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Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.!

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SMS jokes - 1

A lesson frm Grammer:
"The past will always be simple. The Future will always be Perfect & the Present will always be Tensed..!" :

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Value of a true friend:
when u like 2 walk in the rain, i'll b there with an umbrella...
just 2 prevent SOIL EROSION from ur HEAD...

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Happy news!
The world will not end in 2012 bcoz just now i saw a tomato ketchup bottle which expires in

2013....!
Smile plz...
:)

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A really smart statement!..
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"I may not always love all the girls who loved me....
But i surely do respect n appreciate their choice....!!"

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Sucide tips 4 boys:-
1-Tk big rope tie it around ur neck & Hang ur self...
2-Slow deth; tk a small rope tie it on a girl"s neck n marry.

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DEFINITION OF LAZINESS-
" It is the art of taking rest before getting tired ":

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For The First Time In India,I Am Introducing A "3D" Msg In Ur Mobile.
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"D D D"

Thank u-thank u,
no publicity please.