Bird on a wire

Easiest quiz

The world's easiest quiz... or is it?

1. How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
3. From which animal do we get catgut?
4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5. What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6. The Canary Islands are named after what animal?
7. What was King George VI's first name?
8. What color is a purple finch?
9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10. How long did the Thirty Years War last?


Answers to the quiz

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A simple puzzle can you solve it

IT'S A 7 LETTER WORD..
IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.
WHAT IS IT ?
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Quotes - page12

-99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

-A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

-A day without sunshine is like, night.

-All generalizations are false, including this one.

-Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

-Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

-Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.

-Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.

-Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

-How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

-If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

-Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

-Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.

-Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

-There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

-The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

-To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Quotes - page11

-There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.

-I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not

-Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me

-Take my advice...I don't need it anyways

-I m not the King..But Hey the Crown Fits...!!!

-i speak many languages but english is t bestest

-Dont Drink And Drive...Smoke And Fly High.........

-A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains

-They probably won't let me join the pessimist club.

-Don't worry about what other people think. They don't do it very often.

-That's enough of me talking about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think about me?

-There's a bug in my computer. I believe it's looking for a byte to eat.

-Here's a little bit of advice for you.. advi

-Free parachutes! No strings attached! Lifetime guarantee!

-The early bird gets the worm. The late worm gets to live.

-He who laughs last might just be in a different time zone.

-Life isn't fair. Especially when I'm involved.

-Bachelors know more about women than married men. That's why they're not married.

-80% of the boys hav grlfrnds.. 20% hav brains

-I didnt loose my mind... I sold it on ebay..

-When nothing goes right... go left.

Quotes - page10

-Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

-The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

-School is cool, except for the whole going to class thing.

-I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

-A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

-Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

-Why is it that it takes one careless match to start a forest fire but it takes the whole box to start a campfire.

-War doesnt determine who is right - only who is left.

-I used to think drinking was bad for me, so I gave up thinking.

-Why do people say life is short? What can you do longer than live?

-A fly just landed on my screen... I tried to right-click and delete it.

-Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

-I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

-A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

-Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

-Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs & random ugly people.

-I need six months holiday… twice a year.

-Dont forget that I forgot U..

-I can talk to dogs, but that doesn't mean that they listen.

Quotes - page9

-Courage is knowing what not to fear.

-If you are going through hell, keep going.

-The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

-What year did Jesus think it was?

-Those who think they know everything, are very annoying to those who do really Know..

-Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them

-I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying

-If U notice this notice u will notice that the notice u have noticed is not worth noticing..

-Some people are so open minded dat thier brains often fall out.

-If U r cute.. I m Single

-Save trees... ban Xams..

-I wanted to kill world's most smart person , but suicide is a crime..

-Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.

-I'm not here right now, but if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone... buy me a cell phone.

-I am right 90% of the time. So why worry about the other 3%?

-Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.

-I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not

-i speak many languages but english is t bestest

-A Good Girl Is Hard To Find But A Bad Gurl Is Hard To Resist!!!

-Take my advice...I don't need it anyways

Quotes - page8

-Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

-You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

-Learn from your parents' mistakes; use birth control.

-The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting.

-Imay not love all the girls who loved me,but i respect their choice..

-Quitters never win, winners never quit. But who never quit and never win are idiots.

-Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

-Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

-Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

-I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you

heard is not what I meant.

-When women go wrong, men go right after them.

-It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.

-I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

-As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not

refer to reality

-The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of

solving an existing one.

-I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and

stones.

-A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

-If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

-Anything too stupid to be said is sung.

Quotes - page7

-You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

-If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

-Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

-Death is hereditary.

-An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

-Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

-If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

-I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

-I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

-Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.

-Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

-I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

-Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

-Never judge a book by its movie.

-Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

-Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

-When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.