Student : Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher : What happened in 1873?
Student : Gandhiji was four years old.
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Teacher : Ram and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?
Shilpa: Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
Teacher: Ram, what about you?
Ram : Madam. .., I was not able to move ....because I was hiding that coin under my feet.
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher : Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student : A holiday
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Teacher : Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence ?
Johnny : Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
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Teacher : How old is ur father.
Sunny : As old as I am.
Teacher : How is it possible?
Sunny : He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher : What is your name?
Student : Mera naam Surya Prakash hai.
Teacher : When I ask aquestion in english, answer it in english.
Student : My name is Sunlight.
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"I was thinking that drinking is injurious to health... So I stopped it"
"Drinking.......?"
" No.. thinking!"
"Drinking.......?"
" No.. thinking!"
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1. i am always right
2. just in case u think i am wrong see rule 1
2. just in case u think i am wrong see rule 1
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A husband and wife were moving from Illinois to Florida. The husband left 5 days earlier. He sent an e-mail to his wife when he got to their new home. He accidently typed in the wrong adress, and it was sent to an eldery woman whose husband had just died. The message read:
"Dear my love,
I've just arrived for my destination. Plans are made for your arrival tommorrow.
Love, Your Husband
P.S. It sure is warm down here.
"Dear my love,
I've just arrived for my destination. Plans are made for your arrival tommorrow.
Love, Your Husband
P.S. It sure is warm down here.
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This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
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