Wednesday, September 8, 2010

SMS jokes - 1

A lesson frm Grammer:
"The past will always be simple. The Future will always be Perfect & the Present will always be Tensed..!" :
Value of a true friend:
when u like 2 walk in the rain, i'll b there with an umbrella...
just 2 prevent SOIL EROSION from ur HEAD...
Happy news!
The world will not end in 2012 bcoz just now i saw a tomato ketchup bottle which expires in

2013....!
Smile plz...
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A really smart statement!..
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"I may not always love all the girls who loved me....
But i surely do respect n appreciate their choice....!!"
Sucide tips 4 boys:-
1-Tk big rope tie it around ur neck & Hang ur self...
2-Slow deth; tk a small rope tie it on a girl"s neck n marry.
DEFINITION OF LAZINESS-
" It is the art of taking rest before getting tired ":
For The First Time In India,I Am Introducing A "3D" Msg In Ur Mobile.
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"D D D"

Thank u-thank u,
no publicity please.

Briteesh rooled avar kantry phor meni ears, de destroid avar kalchar,so wot?
Let as destroi dher langvage 'ingleeis' lyke dis. Send eat tu aal yor phrends
Wonderful saying:Marriages may be made in "heaven".But..The maintainance charges have to be paid on "Earth"!
Tiger & Tigress were resting under a tree. Suddenly a deer passed very fast.
Tigress could not make out & asked,"What was that?"
Tiger smiled & said, FAST FOOD!
Whenever an intelligent man makes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his head & finally does wat his wife says
The Best Prank Call Ever:

"Hello KFC?"
- " Yes, How can I help you sir?"
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" I want MACDONALD'S number!!! :-P
We need 3 things in lyf..

-LOVE to make us weak..
-ALCOHOL to make us strong..
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-FRIENDS to pick us up wen both these things make us hit the floor..
;-)
Boy to girl Before Exam:
Hey All The Best,
Girl Also Told The Same.

But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.

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Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart. :-)
Height of my bad luck!
I want to kiss the most attractive "person" in the world but. . .
oh!
My lips can't touch My Cheeks...
If You Want To Remove Your Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks & The Signs Of Skin Aging Try...
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ADOBE PHOTOSHOP ;->
A man in temple left a notice,


"Don't steal my shoes,-boxing champion"



when he returns,he sees shoes missing, with a notice,



"Don't try to catch me,-Olympic champion".
ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don't know,So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?
sumtimes ....there r no words 2 describe how much we feel bout some ppl ....
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THANK GOD, HE GAVE US D MIDDLE FINGER....!!! :P
Guy: You Look Like My Wife..
Girl(surprisingly): Whats Ur wife name?
Guy: I am not yet married..!

Moral : Xpress Your Ideas Smartly..!
Difference between ignorance and self control

When u c d mirror, u don't laugh thatz IGNORANCE

When i look at u,i also dont laugh thatz
SELF CONTROL
Is phone acidic or basic in nature ?
acidic !
why ?
because it has a Ph value of 1
phone = ph one - pH 1
now plz go and hit ur head :D
Auto driver turns at NO ENTRY.
Traffic police sees him but does not stop him.
Why?
PJ of the Millenium:
bcoz Auto driver was WALKING.
There are Two Words in a Person's Life
That Will Open Many Doors for Him.

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Push and Pull. :-)
Best slogan seen on a famous beauty parlour...

"Dont whistle at d girl going out from here...

.....she might be ur grandmother...!!

Every woman needs a husband Bcoz there are a number of things that go wrong For everything u cannot blame God or the Government

Billboard On The Side Of The Road:


"Keep Your Eyes On The Road

And Stop Reading These Boards." :-)
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.

2 comments:

  1. Rajni kant Vs CID-

    " So many years ago Rajni-Kant learn 1 child dat hw 2 go inside home without using door bell....nw dat child known as INSPECTOR DAYA...lol "

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  2. @^ more Facts about rajnikanth...
    http://vaanc-funtime.blogspot.com/2010/09/its-kanth-rajanikanth.html

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