-A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
-A day without sunshine is like, night.
-All generalizations are false, including this one.
-Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
-Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
-Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
-Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.
-Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
-How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
-If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
-Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
-Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
-Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
-There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
-The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
-To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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