Its Kanth.... Rajanikanth

-Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
-Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
-Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.
-Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
-Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
-Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
-Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
-Rajanikanth can play the violin…… …with a piano.
-When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.
-Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…… ……… his heart lost.
-When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
-Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
-The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
-Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
-Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
-Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
-If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
-Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
-Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
-When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
-Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
-Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
-Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
-There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
-Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
-Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
-It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
-Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
-Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
-Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
-With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
-The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
-When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult
-Rajnikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
-Rajnikanth can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
-Rajnikanth will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
-Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
-Rajnikanth email id is gmail@rajnikanth.com....
-Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant
-Rajnikant has counted to infinity - twice
-When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
-Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Rajnikant doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
-Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile
-Rajnikant can slam a revolving door
-Rajnikan's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.41. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
-If you google search "Rajnikant getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
-The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
-There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai
-Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
-The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
-Rajnikant every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
-Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant there is no other way.
-Rajni once wrote a cheque to a bank... and the bank bounced
-When Rajnikanth falls in water, Rajnikanth doesn't get wet. Water gets Rajnikanth
-Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
-Before Tom Cruise, RAJNIKANTH was approached for the movie "Mission Impossible"but he refused as he found the title insulting...!!!!
-Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
-Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
-There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live
-Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
-Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
-Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
-Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
-Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
-Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
-Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
-Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
-Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
-Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
-Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
-Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”.
- Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
-Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
-We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.
-When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
-Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale.
-The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.
-Rajnikanth can speak Braille.