Thoughts...

Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Do hyenas laugh even when they are being killed?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in
the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has
wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do banks charge you an 'insufficient funds' fee for money they already know you don't have?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

If your in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn the headlights on?

When it rains, the sky is completely covered in clouds. How does the rain get through?

Where can you buy those little plastic ends to put on your shoe laces?

Why is it that when You're driving and looking for an address, You turn down the volume of the radio?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What is the speed of darkness?

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?