-Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
-Learn from your parents' mistakes; use birth control.
-The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting.
-Imay not love all the girls who loved me,but i respect their choice..
-Quitters never win, winners never quit. But who never quit and never win are idiots.
-Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
-Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
-Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
-I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you
heard is not what I meant.
-When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
-I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not
refer to reality
-The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of
solving an existing one.
-I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and
stones.
-A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.
-Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
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