-There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.
-I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
-Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
-Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
-I m not the King..But Hey the Crown Fits...!!!
-i speak many languages but english is t bestest
-Dont Drink And Drive...Smoke And Fly High.........
-A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains
-They probably won't let me join the pessimist club.
-Don't worry about what other people think. They don't do it very often.
-That's enough of me talking about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think about me?
-There's a bug in my computer. I believe it's looking for a byte to eat.
-Here's a little bit of advice for you.. advi
-Free parachutes! No strings attached! Lifetime guarantee!
-The early bird gets the worm. The late worm gets to live.
-He who laughs last might just be in a different time zone.
-Life isn't fair. Especially when I'm involved.
-Bachelors know more about women than married men. That's why they're not married.
-80% of the boys hav grlfrnds.. 20% hav brains
-I didnt loose my mind... I sold it on ebay..
-When nothing goes right... go left.