SMS jokes - 4

Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Valentine's Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children's Day
Happy B'day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings'
& Nights

Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...

"Yet To Be Seen"

Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending
Me Jewellery And Clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I Saw Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!

U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.
Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!