Abbreviations

WINDOWS =Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MBA =Master Of Bad Activities

LOVE =LOSS OF VALUABLE EDUCATION

MATHS=Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students

IBM: Incredibly Big Mistake
IBM: I Blame Microsoft

WIFE =Worries Invited For Ever

STUPID =Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

FAMILY =♥Father And Mother, I Love You.♥

FRIEND =Few Relations In Earth Never Die

NRI =Non Reliable Indian

MICROSOFT - Morons In Califronia Really Oughta Send Out Fixes TODAY!!

FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
HTML - Hideous Text-Mangling Language
JOB - Just Over Broke (used by Amway reps)
IBM - International Big Momma
IBM - Idiots Being Morons
CAD - Computer Aided Disaster
FORD - Fix or Repair daily
IRC - Idiots Really Chat