Height of De-hydration
A cow giving milk powder
Height of Suicide
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Height of Honesty
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
Height of Kanjoosi
Giving miss calls to the Fire brigade when house is caught on fire
Height of Stupidity
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door
Height of Forgetfulness
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last
Height of Craziness
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed
Height of Active laziness
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk
Height of Secrecy
Offering blank visiting cards
Height of Fashion
Dhoti with a zip .
Height of Laziness : Dad to his adopted son "what is the height of laziness??"
Son--" what else other than having an adopted son..dad..!!!
Height of Shock : A boy sitting with his GF, saw a Guy's photo in her bag & asked is he ur Ex Boy friend?
GF kissed him & said: No that's me before operation !!
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